Friday, April 29, 2005

OMG, I just saw Spiderman

on Fox, it was so cool! The effects were awesome. The whole time I was thinking of Ben... Kenobi, and the "Use The Force" thing. Also, it's a lot like That 70's show. Peter Parker IS Eric Forman and Mary Jane IS Donna Pinciatti! That's awesome!!! I like the part where Peter asks for money but the one guy's like "I missed the part where it's my problem" to him and later, this robber comes, steal the guy's money, and Peter was standing right there but let him get away. Then the guy's going "Why didn't you stop him?" And he's like "I missed the part where it's my problem." That's sheer genius! It's so sad when Ben dies though. Like Star Wars!
In like second grade I used to watch the cartoon Spiderman, which was really good, but it got all canceled and stuff. Anyway, I remember the Green Goblin's son was like The Hobgoblin, and he was all orange with a purple hat. Also, there was this black costume that Peter wore that made him evil, but way more stronger and he was lifting a car. The whole city hated him and stuff. Then in this other one, there's this bad guy who turns into water who wanted Mary Jane. Then Mary Jane found out she could turn into water too, and it turned out that she had died and re-created just so she could be with the watery guy. The episode ended with them both going down a drain and Peter couldn't do anything about it. I'll stop rambling stuff out of my mind now. But the cartoon was awesome! Why'd they stop showing it?! Also Power Rangers in Space was pretty cool...

Lisa: Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?
Homer: Well, hookers and Spiderman.

IT'S MERRY! Posted by Hello

eh? Posted by Hello

Dom rules. Posted by Hello

thousand eyes... Posted by Hello

"I brake for hobbits" Posted by Hello

Ivory-billed woodpecker

It's like this bird that everyone thinks is extinct, but then someone claims they've seen it. The story is here:
It's so sad though because they're almost gone. The one they'd seen might even well be the last one on earth. One day, the human race will die out, too, even though it might not be in our lifetime. But there will always be the last person living, while everyone they've ever known (or could've known) is gone. They might outlive everyone for a few days or even a few hours, but they would still know that there is no hope at all for them OR for mankind.
The reason the ivory-billed woodpecker went "extinct" was because of loggers cutting down the trees in their forest. For them, it might as well be the end of the world.

Oh and by the way, Dominic Monaghan was on Ellen today!!! Who else saw him doing the robot walking in?

"I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back."
-Homer Simpson

Thursday, April 28, 2005

green lightsaber
You have earned the Green Lightsaber. You are wise
and skilled as a Jedi. The force is strong
with you. Other Jedi look up to you for
information. You would rather teach others the
way of a Jedi than fight. But if you are
needed you are up to the challenge.

Which Star Wars Lightsaber Should You Have?
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YES!!! I got da green light saber! Woohoo! That's Luke's green light saber to you! By the way, on WKBD 50, Mon May 09 05:30pm they're showing the one episode of That 70's show where a lot of stuff is ripped off of Star Wars. It's awesome. The episode is even titled A New Hope.
Also, Return of the Jedi (1983) is on Saturday at WJBK 2, May 08, 03:00pm. It's the last one and starts out with Leah in the bikini. I don't know what happened there because I didn't see most of the Empire Strikes Back. Chewbacca is in it! YAY!
Chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie chewie...
He'd look good with a mohawk. Like... that one guy... with the mohawk! Like... Chewie!
Chewie Chewy Chewbacca Chubaka Chewbaka Chubacca CHOWbacca
I'm done.

"Eric, enough with the Star Wars crap." -Kelso

"So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free."
-Homer Simpson

LOTR quizzesss

Agent Smithrond
Which Stage of Being Secretly In Love with Elrond are you at? (Guys also welcome.)

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I'm [YOUR OBSESSION PERCENT GOES HERE] obsessed. How obsessed are you?

The Ringer Obsession Test

You're Sauron's Evilness!
You're Sauron's Evilness! You are hate embodied.
You hate everyone and everything, and seek only
to destroy. Your anger consumes you.

What random Lord of the Rings object are you?!
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Viggo, Liv and Orlando
Your LOTR Crazy. you have skimmed through the books
and have seen the movies a few times which is
alot more than some people. you know enuf to
get u thru.

General LOTR Quiz (maybe hard, maybe not. u decide)
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Homestar Runner Seriously
You're HOMESTAR! that's wewerd.

Which Homestar Runner Character Are You?
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Lost - The Journey

Charlie's writing LATE on his fingers. Again. This episode's so wierd. Like one of those nature documentaries.
Charlie: "You all everybody! You all everybody!" That was funny. Claire's still pregnant. When IS all this? Ahaha... Hurley... he's so awesome. Ahaha... Charlie again. "You guys, is this normal? Day turning into night, end-of-the-world type of world type of weather... you guys?"
What's going on, im comfused.
What the hell just happened!? Someone screaming, then a big splatter of blood. Oh my god, someone's dead in a tree. Crap, that's creepy. How did something like that happen?
Ha ha, Claire's acting like an idiot to the Korean guy. "There, right, there's it's foot!" She's awesome.
"The French! The French are coming!!!" Shannon's talking. Boone's alive. When IS this from? Whoa, this is wierd.
Sawyer fighting with Hurley. Locke almost killed Sawyer. Ahahah... Charlie. Living is easy with eyes closed. Sayid's fighting with the korean guy. Charlie again. Why does he have bites all over his face? He lost his guitar. He looks up. He found his guitar! Shannon has asthma? Sawyer has the inhalers. Don't give em back, don't give em back. Shannon is dying. Boone shall finally be avenged! Now they're torturing Sawyer to give them back. All he wants is a kiss from Kate. Awwww. AHH! Kiss! I saw tongue! She punched him! She frikkin punched him!
Something wierd going on with Sayid there. It's the French Lady! Russo!
Charlie again. Someone trying to hurt Claire's baby. Hey, I've seen this episode. These are all clips from different episodes cut toghether! How clever is that? Yeah, Hurley's starting the census! I've seen this! AHH! It's Ethan! The pyscho man from Canada who kills peoples! scary voices. This show is fun. AHH! Ethan found Charlie and Claire!
Go Locke! Lookit that old man run! Weehaw! Aww, Boone's so cute. A box company? Whu? AHH! Charlie's hanging by his neck. Jack's pounding him. Now he's alive again. Like Gandalf! And Voldemort! And Ben Kenobi! AHH! Ethan! He's choking him! Let go! Noooo! Hey, it's like he's doing the Darth Vader thing! Use the Force! But not on Charlie. Now they're beating up Ethan. Oooh, Charlie shot him. Like in Stand By Me! What's with that?
Boone's finding the metal door. Boone's getting in the yellow plane. I missd that episode. Aw, crap, the plane fell off the cliff. And that was a really pretty little yellow plane. Boone's dying. Aww, I really don't wanna see this again. It's Charlie! Claire's baby is delivered... again! Why isn't it slimy like they're supposed to be? Huh. Shannon's actually crying for Boone.
God, they keep saying, next week's episode is where people find Locke to ask about Boone. But they never show it! That sucks.

"Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"
-Homer Simpson

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

IT'S DOM! Posted by Hello

awww... Posted by Hello

Fred and George!!!

For Jenna & Olivia Posted by Hello

Stuff & Links

Guess what - Wil Wheaton has a blog! That's the guy who played Gordie in Stand By Me. He's like 30 something. I know because the guy who played Teddy is the same age as Sean Astin, and they can't be far off. Anyway, it's
I just thought I'd share that. And it's not one of those fake role-playing blogs either.
Another place worth mentioning:
Check it out, it's hilarious. All the Two Towers captions from other countries done messed up. It's awesome. My favorite was "Bring your pussy face to my ass."
Badger badger badger badger, badger badger badger badger, badger badger badger badger, Mushroom! Mushroom!
Use the Force!!!!

"You've crossed the other side. It's like Star Wars, you know, welcome to the dark side, or light side, or whetever." -Simon Cowell

"Bart! With ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
-Homer Simpson

Monday, April 25, 2005


Save the trees - Stop Bush

Save the trees! Save the trees!
Stop Bush! He is the chief of those horribe tree-killers! Want proof? "Healthy Forest's Act!" Drilling for oil in Alaska's wilderness! Removing swamps! Probrably way more crap than what I just named. (By the way, Healthy Forests is where he plans to log down a whole bunch of trees to keep forest fires from starting.)
Bush doesn't know crap about the environment, but he scribbles laws like he does -OOH! Star Wars ring tones commercial! Chewie! - Sorry about that..... and to show he really doesn't care, look what he wants to do (or already did) to Alaska. He drilled under the ice to get the precious crappin oil, while disturbing all the wildlife and migrating caribou. And before you say that disturbing the animals is no big deal, how would you like it if some southern ape came and lost you all your food and the roads so you can't drive to the supermarket?
If this post makes me a tree-hugging Liberal, then I'm a proud tree-hugging, left-wing nut, Liberal! Just remember, if your little moron ruins our nation, it is not us to blame, even though we'll help right it. I mean, seriously - cut down forests?! Is he trying to make the country hell on us?
Ooh, M&M commercial! Darth Vader chokes the red M&M!

Homer : That tree’s been in the town of Springfield since the days of our forefathers. Give it back, or we’ll bust in there and take it!
Tow truck man : Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.

Homer : Stupider like a fox!


Super-awesome-scene-from-Return-of-the-King... Anyone wanna guess what those falling things are?

For Fred 13 (Or Aragorn 13, whatever)

I've finally outsmarted this photo-posting thing again! Yes! Posted by Hello

To all those people who say geeks suck. (I'm pretty sure the finger's not directed to Harry)

Another one of THESE pictures. Sorry : )

Sunday, April 24, 2005


I don't really believe in luck - I think everything that happens is controlled by fate. If you lost a coin flip, it wasn't luck, you were meant to lose. So instead of "all you have to do is decide what to do with the time that has been given to you," I think you can be as lazy as you want cuz you don't really decide. If bad stuff happens because you were lazy, it was meant to happen. If you decide not to be lazy and still believe in fate, you were fated to. It's not up to you to decide how your brain reacts to crap, someone else does. You were just fated to think whatever you're thinking now. If someone's mean, then someone up there really wants to screw you over. If you die young, same thing. There isn't really anything you can do about it cuz fate controls EVERYTHING. From moving a finger to not doing your homework, it's always there and you can't escape it. It will follow you after your death. Wierd huh?
I saw part of Empire Strikes Back today. I counldn't see all of it (sobs). But Leah kissed Luke! AHHH!!! And yoda ate Luke's food! AHHH!!! And Han ripped that animal open and put it over Luke! AHHH!!! And Luke is like Lucas! AHHH!!! And there was a human head inside the Darth Vader costume! AHHH!!! I love this movie!

"Oh, cruel fate, why do you mock me?"
-Homer Simpson

All bown down! We're not worthy! Posted by Hello

I got bored. Posted by Hello

Caption contest! What are they saying Posted by Hello

Homer is a dope! Posted by Hello

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Okay, I swear - my last post of the day

My inner child is ten years old today

My inner child is ten years old!

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Should I change my profile pic? Anybody? I dunno. Your call. Maybe I'll keep switching back and forth.

A New Hope

I just saw A New Hope (it's Star Wars!) because it was on on Fox. It was awesome! I liked that part where the alien guy was saying how he's gonna shoot Han Solo and turn him in to get money, while Han was fingering his gun and the alien thing said I've been waiting for this moment or something and Han shot him and said I bet you have. That was awesome! There was a lot of shooting. Is this the first Star Wars movie? This is really confusing. Isn't ROTJ was like the 6th movie? Yet Revenge of the Sith is the 7th movie to come out and it's like the third or fourth movie. That's really confusing. That movie sounds so sad because Anakin becomes swallowed up by the dark side and becomes the purple dude in Return of the Jedi. It's all sad and stuff. I mean, how did that happen? (Hey Jenna, are you SURE you're not related to him?) Awesome movie. Tomorrow on Fox, 3:00 p.m. they're gonna show Empire Strikes back. Can't wait. Isn't that like the best Star Wars movie there is?

"It was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, either you buy it or you don't!"
-Eric Forman

"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leah and as smart as Yoda."
-Homer Simpson

"He's got the bowling ball!"
-Dominic Monaghan

I know, I've been posting pictures like mad, but I finally got this thing to work so I'm posting as much as I can while it still does.

My alphabet. don't ask why I bother but I just get used to writing this way.

Dedicated to Jenna! Posted by Hello

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