Sunday, June 19, 2005

Cedar Point

I'm going to Cedar Point tomorrow, I'm scared like hell. I've never been on a roller coaster besides the small ones at the Livonia Spree. I'm guessing I'll use my camera to do a recording of the ride, then another one of my face as I'm on the ride, just for laughs. But I'm afraid the camera might fly out of my hands if I sweat too much and off my neck, then crash to the ground and smash, so I might not bring it on the ride.
Have I told you about my dream? When I first found out we were going I had a dream where the guy sitting next to me never put our bar on. When we were going down, the guy whooshed clean off the ride and I stayed safe miraculously. When we got down, there was a big red splat on the ground. Isn't that great?
So, peoples, if I die of that, or a heart attack or go insane, Jenna gets custody of Chewie (but don't feed him cheese, Yoda says it's bad for him), Olivia gets my Obi-Wan (feed him Cheetos), Crystal gets Pet Sematary (you have to read Stephen King sometime), Kristi gets credit for creating and directing the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and last but not least Vicky gets my locker and the beautiful exravagance inside it and also the rest of my Stephen King books.
Now that I wrote that I feel much better. But I don't wanna part with my Lord of the Rings trilogy! Why o why? I can't wait to go tomorrow! I'm gonna die! Why was I programmed to feel pain!? I'm gonna buy so many souvenirs! I'm too young to die! I can't wait to see Snoopy there! Aw screw it. I do not fear death, to wherever it may lead.

"You know that hard look I get in my eyes? They saw that and ran like school girls with tails between their legs."
-Homer Simpson

7 Comments:

Blogger Jenna said...

ill make sure nothing bad happens to u + i have never been. so hang on to chewie sorry if i spelled that wrong.

19/6/05 17:23  
Blogger j00|{z said...

thanks, have you been to Cedar Point befoore?

19/6/05 17:30  
Blogger Jenna said...

nope

19/6/05 17:51  
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19/6/05 17:55  
Anonymous oo its magic said...

yuqing jenna and others, will you buy me a souviener since i can't go, the price limite can be 50-100 dollars(jk) say hi to snoopy for me and kill any clowns there, they freak me out. have fun on a rollercoaster,( go on the dragster for me yuqing

19/6/05 20:31  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Have fun, wear your Jr. Intergalactic Gladiator badge with honor.

20/6/05 06:27  
Blogger j00|{z said...

Ojo, I'll give you something next tome I see you. I didnt see any clowns. Or snoopy (sniff) and I didnt go on te dragster because the line was huge. (sniff)

Jon, yeah, I did! but I lost it somewhere.

Wow, redman, youre tellin me to get a life. Do I even know you? And how would you know what an elephants butt smells like?

20/6/05 19:34  

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