Friday, June 24, 2005


ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.
PHOEBE: Really? You can actually see it?
ROSS: You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.
PHOEBE: See, I didn't know that.
ROSS: Well, there you go.
PHOEBE: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?

"Dinosaurs" don't exist. They're just little rocks that people puss toghether into awesome shapes that look like T-rexxes and turtles. But why stop there? They could also use them to make kitties, seals, and pigeons. But they choose dinosaurs because it's traditional to make giant lizards out of rocks. It's a culture the world shares. And when the revolution comes, rocks will pelt the Eiffel towers who criticize your government bang bang goes the broken glass and kill all the fags that don't agree trials by fire setting fire is not a way that's meant for me just cause just cause because we're outlaws yeah!

Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: ... A dinosaur


Blogger Vooki said...

Holiday? Are you a punk rocker now, yooki?

25/6/05 08:17  
Blogger splapped said...

Oh you are yuki! That Japanese chick!

-The Master of Splap

25/6/05 10:14  
Blogger Tiffany said...

I was watching the history channel the other day and they said that they're are mini dinosaurs in the islands by Thailand and stuff... weird...

and yes I know i'm lame for watching the history channel...
The biography channels also pretty good.... but we'll save that for another time.

25/6/05 11:14  
Blogger j00|{z said...

No, I'm still a geek.

26/6/05 18:32  
Blogger Vooki said...

No, Yuki is a mandarin pop singer, Mr. Splap. I can understand her, for one thing...

28/6/05 05:39  
Blogger j00|{z said...

zinga zinga zinga...

28/6/05 12:57  

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