Monday, July 25, 2005

I hate ROTK

I hate Return of the King. The ending is so sick and twisted. Why'd Frodo have to leave? It's so stupid. They should just all live happily ever after. I hate Frodo. Why couldn't he stay with all his friends? I hate Gandalf and Bilbo and Galadriel and Elrond for going with him. I hate Arwen for giving him her spot on the ship. It's evil. Tolkien's evil for writing the stupid story and PJ is evil for directing it. I hate sad endings.


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25/7/05 12:06  
Blogger grangergirl said...

LOL! I hate the ending 2! In both the book & movie. In the book what was the point of the battle in the Shire?! In the movie they didn't follow the book's ending, which was stupid, but that's not the point!

25/7/05 13:18  
Blogger Cardboard Knight said...

Thou have not giveth up Splap! Thou has recreated it in knew way. I shan't ever give up splap!

-Sir Cardbored

25/7/05 13:49  
Blogger Vooki said...

i almost cried when i read the book.

25/7/05 17:34  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

Tolkien wrote that anyone who ever possessed the ring would never fully be rid of its taint. It would remain with him until the end of his days while on Middle Earth. Thus Frodo had to leave. (as does Sam when he is old as stated in the Appendices, since he briefly held the ring in the books.)Everything in LotR is a Metaphor for life and death, neather of which should be feared for both are simply two sides of the same coin.

"I shall not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil."

"May you have enough sorrow to keep you human."

25/7/05 18:42  
Blogger Vooki said...

Well I'm human, then.
That's new.

25/7/05 19:46  
Blogger tobie said...


Its okay.. He's got tired of little people. See PJ is now directing the biggest wookie of all.

King Kong!

25/7/05 20:43  
Blogger Darth Caroline said...

Hi-doe, this is caroline and i totally agree that the ending sucked. Actually, I don't think I really liked any of them. LOTR that is. I think I mgiht like them a little, but guess what? I think I lost my fear of heights!

26/7/05 06:03  
Blogger Vooki said...

how? and do you want to go to the spree next year then?

27/7/05 07:23  

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