Saturday, July 16, 2005

The Legend of ChewyCat

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"Doctor, little kids arent supposed to have heart attacks, they're supposed to get stung by bees, skin their knees, and get smothered by cats!"
-Homer Simpson


SAM seasons their rabbit stew as GOLLUM watches.
GOLLUM: Ssstupid fat hobbit! Using sage in stew like thisss!
SAM: What's your problem? Sage brings out the flavor.
GOLLUM: Smeagol would use nice mix of rosemary and lavender, yess, precious.
FRODO: Hey, you guys? Something's out there in the forest.
SAM: Rosemary? Hm, maybe. But you know what WOULD be good with this, is a basic bechamel sauce with some dill.
GOLLUM: Sssimple hobbit; anyone makesss bechamel. Vichyssoise much tastier and more difficult; yes...
FRODO: Hello? Guys? Seriously, someone's coming.
SAM: Now, if you only found us some eggs, I could make crepes, wrap up the meat, drizzle the juices over it with a little bit of blackcurrant chutney...
FRODO: Hey, you guys, look! It's Martha Stewart!
GOLLUM: Where?
SAM: Where?
FRODO: Now that I have your attention, may I point out the Oliphaunt that's about to step on us?

Whole thing here.

8 Comments:

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16/7/05 09:19  
Blogger j00|{z said...

You got a new account? Awesome.
But what about Splap???
I'll go on your site soon as I can, which might take a while.

16/7/05 10:14  
Blogger Tiffany said...

Maybe if I was "cool" I would have understood that...

16/7/05 14:36  
Blogger j00|{z said...

Haha... I know, I'm such a nerd.
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16/7/05 15:58  
Blogger Cardboard Knight said...

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16/7/05 17:30  
Blogger Sombra said...

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17/7/05 08:35  
Blogger Vooki said...

yeah, if we were cool. I see this whole blog clique forming...

20/7/05 08:14  
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28/11/05 19:43  

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